Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Volume 1 Issue 2

QA From a Student's EYE By Emma Palmer



Quercus Alba is a fantastic school and many Great wizards went to Quercus Alba.   
 I wanted to see what the students of today think about the school. I went to Alahna Peterson of HUFFLEPUFF first.

Alahna, what do you think of QA?
 “ I think it is great.  I love charms and chess.” said Alahna
 Who is your favorite professor?
 “ Professor de Delphi of course she is the head of my house.”
 Who do you think will win the house cup?
 “Ravenclaw.” Why? “ Well, they have the lead right now and they are good at earning points.”
 What is the best part about QA?
 “ Charms and chess.”
 What is the worst part about Quercus Alba ?
 “ There is no bad part! I love everything about   Quercus Alba!”
 What changes can be made to QA for the better?
 “Longer meetings.”
  As I spoke with Alahna I began to think  what  about the other students thought about the school, so I went to Natalie Morphis of HUFFLEPUFF.  So, Natalie, why do you like Hufflepuff (not that I have anything against them.)” My mommy is the head of Hufflepuff.” And then she walked away, so I did not get much out of her.  Then I went to Bradley Palmer of HUFFLEPUFF.

So Bradley who is your favorite professor?

 “ Professor Bronte.” Why?
 “ You forced me to choose one.”
 “Ok what is your favorite class?”
“ Charms. It is the class I do my best in.”
“ What changes can be made to QA for the better?”
 “Longer meetings and food on fridays.”
 “Thank you bradley.”

Then I ran into Samuel Palmer of GRYFFINDOR
 “SO, Samuel who is your favorite professor?
“ Professor Hunt.  She is in Gryffindor.”
 “What is your favorite way to earn house points?”
“ Clean the loft all by myself.  Then I get 2 BIG scoops.”  “What is the worst part about QA?”
“ Losing house points.”  “What   changes can be made to QA for the better?”
”More feasts.”

Then I saw Anna Peterson of RAVENCLAW.
“What is your favorite class?”
“Personal study.”
“Who is your favorite professor?”
“I don’t have one.”
“What changes can be made to QA for the better?”
“Snacks at meetings.”

So the students would like to see longer meetings, snacks, and more feasts.  It seems that every student at QA is always hungry!  QA students love food.






Discover Yourself with Arithmancy By Alahna Petersen


One part of Arithmancy is divination with names and numbers. It’s divining a person’s character using 3 numbers: the character number, the heart number, and the social number. These numbers all represent different parts of people’s life. The character number is your general personality. The heart number is your inner life. The social number is your outer personality.

`The first step in divining a person’s name is to convert it to numbers. Each letter of the alphabet is assigned to a certain number from 1-9 according to the chart below.


Take a name like Adelaide Agafaya, a Quercus Alba founder, and use the chart to find the numbers for her name.

ADELAIDE  AGAFIYA
14531945   1716971

Add the numbers together and here we get the number 54. If the number is greater than nine you reduce it to a one digit number by adding the digits together, like this 5+4=9.   If your answer is still greater than 9 continue to reduce until you have a single digit answer.  9 is Adelaide’s character number.

The next number is the heart number. The heart number uses all the vowel’s corresponding numbers added up and reduced.


The third number is the social number.  It uses all the consonant’s corresponding numbers added up and reduced. With all these numbers in mind we go to our number personality chart.

The meaning of numbers:

ONE: This is the number of the individual. Ones are independent, focused, single minded, and determined.

TWO:Represents interaction, two-way communication, communication, cooperation, and balance. Twos are imaginative, creative, and sweet natured.

THREE: Represent the idea of completeness or wholeness. Three indicates talent and energy.

FOUR: Like a table with four legs, fours are stable and balanced. Fours enjoy hard work. They are practical, reliable, and prefer logic over flights of fancy.

FIVE: Five is the number of adventure and love of travel. They never stay in the same place for long.

SIX: Represent harmony, friendship, and family life. Sixes are reliable and loving, they adapt easily.

SEVEN: Perceptive, understanding, and bright. Sevens enjoy hard work and challenges. They are often serious and scholarly advanced.

EIGHT: Indicates great success in business, fiance, and politics. Eights are practical, ambitious , committed, and hard working.

NINE: Represents completion and achievement to the fullest degree as it is the complete number. Nines dedicate them selves to the service of others. Strongly determined, they work tirelessly to reach there goals.

Information found in The Sorcerer's Companion: A Guide to the Magical World of Harry Potter by Allan Zola Kronzck and Elizabeth Kronzck

My Sleepover at Oma’s By Natalie Morphis


I packed my toothbrush and toothpaste.  And, I brought Spotgot and I packed my pj’s, and my cute outfit for the tomorrow for my sleepover.  I packed it all into my Dora backpack that has Map.

It was really fun and I got to cut out a book.  And I got to make a story.  I need to write words on the boat story.

Oma got some chocolatey cookies at a store.  She got them just for me and her.  They were really giant and they looked bubbly.

I got to sleep in Oma’s bed a little while and she got to sleep in my room a little bit.  I got to sleep in a new bed and cuddle with Oma's dog, Pink Ears.

Oma did my hair crumbled up in a half ponytail that's clear.

I loved it a lot.  It made me feel happy and excited.

A Most Magical Word By Minerva Bronte



As the charms professor at Quercus Alba, I strive to teach the students all the most wonderful, magical words in existence.  Words can be so powerful.  They can be used to conjure up terrible images and ideas, crushing the spirit and poisoning the mind, or they can be used to inspire and lift us to the highest pinnacles of joy and accomplishment.  Even simple words can bring forth a whole host of beautiful memories, feelings and ideas.  One such powerful, beautiful, simple word is home. 

Charles Dickens wrote, "Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to, in the strongest conjuration."  Why is home such a magnificent word?  It gains its strength from the memories and associations it brings to our minds and hearts.  In our homes, we gather our families together.  We feel love and peace there.  We welcome friends into our homes and offer our best hospitality.  Home can be our sanctuary from the world. 

Home is so powerful that we strive to create it wherever we are and in whatever circumstance we may find ourselves.  Even people who never had a home before can feel its power and are drawn to the idea of home.  Fortunately, having a home is not dependent upon being rich or famous.  A very rich man can build a fantastic house with fancy furnishings and all the best finishes, but that does not make it a home.  A family can live in a tiny little apartment with second hand furniture and thread bare curtains and have a most glorious home.  It has been said that "a house is made of walls and beams; a home is built with love and dreams."

Home is so important it deserves our attention and devotion.  President Hinckley taught, "If we fail in our homes, we fail in our lives.  No man is truly successful who has failed in his home."  What can each of us do to practice this magic and create the wonderful home charm?  Show love to everyone in our home.  Work together to make our homes lovely and pleasant.  Make sure our home is a refuge from the harshness of the world.  Invite only worthy music, movies and books into our home.  Spend time in our homes with our families.

Home is a most amazing charm.  If we practice properly, it can be carried with us throughout our lives wherever we go.  The home charm can be used to soften hearts and heal wounded souls.  It can comfort us in the most difficult times and make a happy day even more splendid.  I hope you will be very careful with this charm, always remember it and guard it well.
 

How to Make an Egyptian
Pyramid Using Clay 

By Robert Petersen


1. Use fresh clay.

2. Take a big chunk of clay. 

3.  Shape 1/2' by 1' bricks with the clay.

4.  Stack bricks to make a pyramid.

5.  Put an entrance on your pyramid.

6.  You can make tunnels if you wants to.

7.  You can put a statue on top or you can put a pointy brick on top.

Ruby Reads:  Shakespeare's Secret  By Ruby Read

Hello, my name is Ruby Read.  I am fifty-six years old.  I live in Boston, MA.  I own a bakery and I like writing for newspapers.  I love to read.  I just read a book called Shakespeare’s Secret.  I loved it and say that all you young people should read it.  It is all about a girl named Hero.  She is the hero of the story and is named after a character in a Shakespeare play.  She and her family just moved into a house of mystery.  Many people think the man who owned the house before, hid a diamond in the house.  The police cannot find it anywhere, and they searched a billion times.  The neighbor Mrs. Roth tells stories about the house.  She knew the man who lived there before.  Then a boy named Danny Cordova comes and helps look for the diamond.  They uncover more secrets as they search.  It is a terrific book.  I love it!

Musings

A weekly column by Damarco Montoya

No, After You!

Isn't it funny when you're faced with a moment standing next to another person, each of you are expecting the other to take the next step and instead you both just stand and wait exchanging one awkward glance after another at the other?  There we were, standing before a narrow doorway, the entrance to a tall business building in a business complex, two "macho" grown men faced with the all important decision of who would reach for the knob first. 


It all started in the car on the way to the building.  Conversations were boring, the radio made us feel like we were moving slowly up and down a stuffy elevator, and nothing was coming from the air vents, in spite of the triple digit temperature on the other side of a 1/4 inch of car window and the black exterior of our mode of transportation.  Neither of us had taken any control, as if both of us were perfectly content in heading nowhere fast, as a matter of speaking.

There we were in front of the door.  People walked casually by directly behind us.  Part of me wished someone would require access to the very same building and just push passed us, relieving us of the very great burden of deciding who will be in command of our two-some.  The people inside walked near the door, giving an ounce of relief and then replacing
relief with disappointment at the immediate change in direction taking them away from their exit. 

One more pathetic "so whatcha gunna do" glance from my companion just about destroyed me.  I felt my right hand start to leave my side on a journey to the knob.  My right hand?  Why would my right hand reach when my left hand was closer?  Was this a ploy to prolong taking lead potentially long enough to give way to other options?  Will I be the one to take action after all?  I could feel the burning stare of my companion eat into my soul as if to say, "go for it, I dare you!"

My hand started motion, with fingers wiggling in preparation.  Just then a fast-moving pressed suit moved passed us to the door.  The building and surrounding objects all the sudden reappeared.  He effortlessly reached for the knob, twisted it, and pulled the door to a wide open girth then waited.  It was the waiting that surprised me.  How can someone so busy
stand to wait for two so indecisive as we appeared to be?  He looked at us as if to give us a chance to redeem ourselves of all the oddity he knew nothing about.  His look seemed to be one of pity, as if to say "how old ARE you?"





This entire moment before the door must have lasted no more than 15 seconds by any regular standard of measurement, 20 if your watch is running really fast.  Just as the pressed suit's courtesy was about to spawn action, my companion stated, "This isn't the right building, we need to be next door."





Oma Comes to Nursery By Matthew Morphis

She helps me to write and to go to the apple store, to my mommy.  The hungry store, it means you are hungry.  Oma gives me snack and water.  And, she gives me hugs, hugs, huggy hugs.













Highlight the Headmistress 
An Interview with Edith Taber
By Jane Smith

Every wizard knows Edith Adelaide Force Taber and every QA student is even more familiar with our beloved headmistress.  But, for everything we know about her, there are ten we don’t!  So to even the score a little, here are ten things you didn’t know about Edith Taber:

What was your favorite food when you were a child?  Spinach, because of Popeye the Sailorman

If you could choose anyone, who would you pick as your mentor?  Nephi

If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?  Fly an airplane

If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet?  Nephi’s wife because I’m sure she has a similar character to Nephi and I’d relate to her better, being a woman.

If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose?  Pollyanna Whittier, I’d like to be positive all the time


What would you name the autobiography of your life? 
Sing While You Do the Dishes

What was the last experience that made you a stronger person?  Yesterday at the Family History Center I realized that I was needed and I was able to help a lot of people.  I really felt like I was a good leader.

What did you do growing up that got you into trouble?  Sassed my mother, but, one time I said something so mean, that I knew I had really hurt her feelings, because she didn’t get mad at me, she just cried.  I felt very sorry.

When was the last time you were nervous?  Recently when I visited some QA students to teach a music lesson.

At what age did you become an adult?  36, both of my parents had died and I could no longer rely on them.  I had taken care of my father during his last days of illness and I realized that I could do hard things.






Thursday, September 22, 2011

Volume 1 Issue 1

QA Has Class! By Jane Smith


The new term began at Quercus Alba this year with first years being sorted into their houses.  It looks like it’s going to be a tight race for the House Cup!

Gryffindor House, led by Professor Hunt, is high in testosterone.  Those boys are full of energy and are not afraid to attack any problem.

The Ravenclaw girls, led by charms professor Minerva Bronte, have no shortage of thoughtful consideration.  Their youngest member, with her propensity to take scheduled naps and sleep through the night, may be giving them an early lead.

But, don’t count out those Hufflepuffs!  Led by the ever-intriguing Morphina de Delphi, their hard work sometimes goes unnoticed, but it may turn out that slow and steady wins this race.

Right now, it’s still anybody’s game!


 Blue- An Exercise in Writing About Anything by Bradley Palmer


My favorite color is blue. But not just any kind of blue, I really don’t like baby blue or sky blue or any light blues.  Those light blues remind me of baby shower decorations.  Powdery shades are for little children.  What I really love are deep dark blues like royal blue and navy blue. I think it is hard to find such blues in nature.  They are most often seen on uniforms and the family crest of some old, proud family.


I find ways to bring my favorite blues into my life.  One sure way to see them all day is to wear them.  I love blue jeans.  They are comfortable and they look good.  But, once again, the dark ones are the best.  I will wear the medium tones, but in my opinion the darker the better.  I have a blue dress shirt that I like to wear to dances, and it perfectly compliments my Jerry Garcia blue and black tie.

I root for BYU so I can wear their cool blue shirts.  I guess that is not the only reason, but it is a definite plus.  I started to like BYU after getting an awesome shirt at a BYU football game.  I am also glad that the Seahawks colors are blue and green.  They wisely picked a navy blue over a not so nice sea blue.

I eat blue food when I can.  Unfortunately, not many foods are blue.  I like blue corn chips.  They taste better than the regular ones.  I love anything blue raspberry flavor.  I would even eat a blue raspberry flavored steak.  Although, I do not understand why blue raspberry is blue when raspberries are red.

Being blue does not guarantee greatness. For instance, the Royals are a horrible baseball team. I cannot root for the Dodgers no matter what color they wear.  And, all the blue in the world cannot make Sonic the Hedgehog as cool as Mario.

These exceptions aside, blue is the most awesome color in the universe.


Don’t Be An Octopus! 
By Professor Hunt



Cephalopods are octopus, squid and cuttlefish and with just a few tricks they are the ultimate masters of disguise. Marine biologist, Roger T. Hanlon, has been studying their amazing capabilities for years and has made some startling discoveries. According to Hamlin, “No animal comes even close to the speed and diversity of appearance as this animal.”  As far as scientists know they are the only animals that have the ability to not only change color but to also change the texture of their skin. And they do all of this in spite of being colorblind. In less than a second a cephalopod can blend in with their surroundings to perfection, hiding themselves from predators.

Do we sometimes act as cephalopods and attempt to fool others by feigning to be something we are not? There are times in our lives when we may feel threatened, afraid or nervous and it will be very tempting to act in a way contrary to what we really are, sons and daughters of a Heavenly King.  But, there is no need to sink to the level of a cephalopod. Unlike these marine animals, deception is not our only form of protection.  The Lord told Joshua, “Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee whithersoever thou goest.”  He is also with us. If we remember this, that we are not alone, we can stand strong and true in spite of our surroundings.



If you want to learn more about cephalopods go to youtube, there are many great videos that will amaze you. If you want to learn more about your own inner strength and how to overcome the temptation to be an octopus, press forward in your studies at Quercus Alba. 

The Secret of O’Reilly: The Legend of the White Oak 

By Anna Petersen

Our story begins thousands upon thousands of years ago, with an old wizard named Bolto Tolkien, who was the guardian of a book. A book that held the secret of a lifetime; a secret so powerful that it could bring peace to the world. But the evils of the world were growing stronger and they were determined to destroy the book. In desperation, Bolto snuck out in the dead of night to bury the book. He was walking down the cobblestone streets on his way out of the small town, when he ran into a witch healer, who gave him a seed with instructions to plant it above the book, once it is buried and step back. Bolto did so and as he stepped back a full-grown white oak came out of the ground before his eyes but before he could turn around he was killed and his body left to rot. Thousands of years later, Valiant O'Reilly, who was 17 at the time, came to climb a tree called the great oak which was a white oak that had been there as long as living memory. O’Reilly had been climbing this tree for as long as he could remember but this time he noticed a hollow in the base of the tree he was sure had never been there before. Curious, he stuck his hand in and pulled out an old scroll. Although old, the scroll looked very well preserved. He supposed that it had been preserved by the tree, because judging by the language and the material; it was thousands of years old.  In the scroll there were qualities he later called the “be’s”. He passed on the knowledge and the qualities to every student who entered the halls of Quercus Alba during his lifetime. They are still being taught today.
  
BRITAIN, What Will They Do Next? 
By Alahna Petersen
After an undermined attempt to set 20 Dementors on three innocent Quercus Alba students the British ministry of magic claimed that they would never do such a thing. But reliable resources inside the ministry of magic say otherwise. Our resources in the ministry also say that the British are attempting to place more aurors in America to undermine the Amercian Declaration of Wizarding Autonomy.  The real question is, what will they do next and will we be able to stop it?


Bird by Alahna Petersen

Abstract By Matthew Morphis